Good news, everyone!
You weren't fooled by Alienese, were you? Well, before you can become the most important person in the universe, you have some more challenges to finish.
Add the three answers to http://bit.ly/SANS_ (without spaces, but keeping the original capitalization) in order to reveal the next section.
- What is the last name of the winner of the second annual NetWars Tournament of Champions?
- What is the only tool to be listed on both the "Mobile Device" and "Web App" sections of the SANS Ultimate Pen Test Poster?
- How many cans of Red Bull are visible in Dr. Cole's champagne bucket picture from #SANSScottdale 2014? Be sure to spell out the number (i.e., use "Six" instead of "6").